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Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. The 23rd video in the Key of Awesome series! Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR's YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Music produced by Big Dawg www.myspace.com LYRICS Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. FYI lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying. It's something I've been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest MARK It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It's very common in old guys. MARK It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming ...

Video Rating: 4 / 5






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